Here are some of the facts about our surroundings that I've learned.
- 12 Newborns will be given to the wrong parents each day... See? I'm not racist. Asians really do all look alike.
- Tommy Lee Jones and former vice -president Al Gore were freshmen roomates at Harvard. Now they both star in 'flicks'.
- A whale's penis is called a 'dork'. So I suppose getting called a nerd is a compliment.
- The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. Guess they evolved from white men.
- Uranus has only been visited once in 1986... Make your own joke for that one.