Friday, August 6, 2010
I have not found a political path to follow yet, but no matter what party affiliation, this was completely ludicrous. America is a great country for many reasons, especially because of the First Amendment which gives Americans the right to exercise free speech, but this was senseless speech.
So tomorrow I might go stand behind them with my own signs, and put out some ideas of mine that will blend right in.
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are members of the Klan.
Hillary Clinton is an Ex- Playmate.
Dick Cheney was an undercover sniper in Vietnam.
Monica Lewinsky knows how to do laundry.
Howard Dean attends anger management classes.
George W. Bush is the founder of the Poetry Society of America.
I hope I've made my point.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
I'm sure many of you are wondering how the Cleveland Cavaliers will replace the dominant spot of Shaq, but I think I've got the whole thing figured out....... Dan Werner.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
T.I. states that some of the songs on the album are about his time he spent in prison. Since Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. has spent quite some time in prison over his lifetime, these songs better be pretty damn good. Few singles from the album have already been released like 'Ya hear me' and 'I'm back'.
Recently, I have personally talked to T.I. and since he makes his best works after spending time in prison, he said he is welcoming suggestions from the public that will help him accelerate his journey back there soon.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Here are some of the facts about our surroundings that I've learned.
- 12 Newborns will be given to the wrong parents each day... See? I'm not racist. Asians really do all look alike.
- Tommy Lee Jones and former vice -president Al Gore were freshmen roomates at Harvard. Now they both star in 'flicks'.
- A whale's penis is called a 'dork'. So I suppose getting called a nerd is a compliment.
- The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. Guess they evolved from white men.
- Uranus has only been visited once in 1986... Make your own joke for that one.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I found several occasions where things were different from the daily life I'm exposed to. The people were lovely and very approachable but it just seemed to me that more than just a certain group of 10% of Americans lived here....
You know youre in Key West when:
- You find a glory hole in the bathroom...... at a gas station.
- Two males are wearing shirts that read "Things 1 & 2" and the other "Things 3 &4"
- Frank gets mad at Martin for ringing the bell on the tandem.
- The 'Girls XXX Nude!' Strip Bar looks like it has been well out of business for quite some time.
These were all new to me but regardless, I had a great time- Great weather, nice people, and the best fashion design everywhere I walked.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
I took a whole year of Chinese language in high school and I cannot recall any of these characters, but what does it matter? If I were to see this fine product in my Publix or shopping center, I'd think, "WOW. I really don't care if these chips will taste like ass, I WANT THEM." But this would be impossible in the U.S. because it'd be too 'Obscene' and 'dirty', because God fobid if any American ever thinks a man getting hit in the groin area could ever spark any sense of humor at all.
You see, in the end, all the aggressive 21/7 studying pays off for the nascent Asian powers. (The other 3 hours of the day are saved for typical daily life activites in Asia: Family, sleep, gourmet dog meat, trips to the car repair shop, etc...)
This innovative approach to advertising is exactly what America needs right now. If Obama had more advisors with this type of business method on his staff, it'd be as sweet as if he wasn't even president. I mean it'd be as sweet as if the recession never existed.
Monday, July 12, 2010
wanted to make a blog- thought a cool sounding random word would be excellent- typed "cool sounding random words into google- the creation of ' the bacchanalia'.
With a new laptop that i've already gotten a little bored with, I figured maybe a blog would be a unique adventure.
Plus now that the world cup is over with, there's more space for me and America to pretend to be pasionate about something we don't care/know about.
If you are deeply disappointed with my debut and much anticipated blog, try my frie.. well actually if youre disappointed, something's wrong with you. but if so, try the always second, but much loved, chase bleke's. http://cbleke.blogspot.com/