Saturday, February 5, 2011
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
I have not found a political path to follow yet, but no matter what party affiliation, this was completely ludicrous. America is a great country for many reasons, especially because of the First Amendment which gives Americans the right to exercise free speech, but this was senseless speech.
So tomorrow I might go stand behind them with my own signs, and put out some ideas of mine that will blend right in.
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are members of the Klan.
Hillary Clinton is an Ex- Playmate.
Dick Cheney was an undercover sniper in Vietnam.
Monica Lewinsky knows how to do laundry.
Howard Dean attends anger management classes.
George W. Bush is the founder of the Poetry Society of America.
I hope I've made my point.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
I'm sure many of you are wondering how the Cleveland Cavaliers will replace the dominant spot of Shaq, but I think I've got the whole thing figured out....... Dan Werner.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
T.I. states that some of the songs on the album are about his time he spent in prison. Since Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. has spent quite some time in prison over his lifetime, these songs better be pretty damn good. Few singles from the album have already been released like 'Ya hear me' and 'I'm back'.
Recently, I have personally talked to T.I. and since he makes his best works after spending time in prison, he said he is welcoming suggestions from the public that will help him accelerate his journey back there soon.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Here are some of the facts about our surroundings that I've learned.
- 12 Newborns will be given to the wrong parents each day... See? I'm not racist. Asians really do all look alike.
- Tommy Lee Jones and former vice -president Al Gore were freshmen roomates at Harvard. Now they both star in 'flicks'.
- A whale's penis is called a 'dork'. So I suppose getting called a nerd is a compliment.
- The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. Guess they evolved from white men.
- Uranus has only been visited once in 1986... Make your own joke for that one.