Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Secret Ingredient

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I invested in this strategy, and let's just say someone definitely got laid that night....




Friday, August 6, 2010

NOT SO MUCH.

While driving the other day, I witnessed something that was very disturbing and aggrevating. A group of 10-15 people were holding signs that were accusing the current president of completely bogus allegations. They read "Obama was born in Iraq" "Obama trained in Al-queda" etc..

I have not found a political path to follow yet, but no matter what party affiliation, this was completely ludicrous. America is a great country for many reasons, especially because of the First Amendment which gives Americans the right to exercise free speech, but this was senseless speech.
So tomorrow I might go stand behind them with my own signs, and put out some ideas of mine that will blend right in.


Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are members of the Klan.

Hillary Clinton is an Ex- Playmate.

Dick Cheney was an undercover sniper in Vietnam.

Monica Lewinsky knows how to do laundry.

Howard Dean attends anger management classes.

George W. Bush is the founder of the Poetry Society of America.


I hope I've made my point.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

“I’m the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.”

Rumor has it that the 38 year old, Shaquille O'Neal is heading to Boston to lace up with the Celtics. Shaq is now the oldest active player in the NBA. He hopes to find new chances of winning a title after he didn't 'get a ring for the king' in Cleveland. He will most likely finish up his vigorous career in Boston, but when he's gone, whose ass will Kobe have to taste?
 I'm sure many of you are wondering how the Cleveland Cavaliers will replace the dominant spot of Shaq, but I think I've got the whole thing figured out....... Dan Werner.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

King Uncaged

Now that T.I. has served his mandatory 'every rapper must go to jail periodically' sentence, he has been working on his seventh album. Besides having a fascinating album cover, there is much to look forward to about T.I.'s future release King Uncaged.

T.I. states that some of the songs on the album are about his time he spent in prison. Since Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. has spent quite some time in prison over his lifetime, these songs better be pretty damn good. Few singles from the album have already been released like 'Ya hear me' and 'I'm back'.

Recently, I have personally talked to T.I. and since he makes his best works after spending time in prison, he said he is welcoming suggestions from the public that will help him accelerate his journey back there soon.