“I’m the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.”

Rumor has it that the 38 year old, Shaquille O'Neal is heading to Boston to lace up with the Celtics. Shaq is now the oldest active player in the NBA. He hopes to find new chances of winning a title after he didn't 'get a ring for the king' in Cleveland. He will most likely finish up his vigorous career in Boston, but when he's gone, whose ass will Kobe have to taste?
 I'm sure many of you are wondering how the Cleveland Cavaliers will replace the dominant spot of Shaq, but I think I've got the whole thing figured out....... Dan Werner.